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SPH

SPH makes me laugh my ass off. For a loser to think they are worth my time. When you have an oversized clit you are no good for anything. Well, wait I take that back. You are only good for your wallet. I mean what do you need the money for. You go to work for me to spend. If you are married that in itself is laughable. I mean beyond measure. You will walk in one day with your wife in bed with a young stud. Porn can’t even help you when you are pathetic.

Dick size does matter and it’s why you can’t get laid.

The thing about SPH is losers know they are a disgrace. Here is a scenario of how it should be laid out for you. You go to work all day slaving away. Come home to your wife and her bestie hanging out. They have wine in their glasses. You are ordered to go refill their cups and massage her feet. Do something worthwhile and stop being a pathetic bitch. You can’t even get her off with your tongue.

You should be so lucky to be allowed to sleep in the room. I tell her to get a dog bed for when she is feeling generous. How does that feel little dick freak, to have your wife and her friend laughing at you? I would want to crawl in a hole and cry. Women of all statures are out of your league. I can’t believe how ugly you are.

SPH loser, if you can’t hang then we can’t bang.

If you are 3 inches or smaller then lower your tone when speaking to me. You have no rights. You should be dressed up in a skirt and some lipstick. Most pigs that have a big clit dribble. So those freaks are usually a virgin. In case you are wondering you won’t be bringing and girl pleasure and you actually deserve an ignore line. Go paint a big L on your forehead and call me today for some SPH.