Ready for some anal sex? Listen up guys, particularly heterosexual men. We are going to talk about putting things up your ass. I just took care of a patient who seemed to thinking putting his wife’s dildo up his anus was a good idea. The problem? It had no way of staying anchored on the outside. So guess what? He ended up with a lost dildo somewhere inside his colon; hence, his trip to the emergency room and later surgery. So maybe it’s time to talk about safety.
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Spring has sprung and it reminds me of days’ gone by. Specifically, spring break 2008, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I was 18 that year and spending it with my best friends from college. It was everything I expected it would be.
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A trailer park whore like me is hard to find these days. So when you find the real deal you should stop and pay attention. Yeah that means you, you raunchy trailer pilfering wankaholic. No judgements intended, because I am all for being an equal opportunity MILF in a man’s world.
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This is a story of what happened to me once when I worked in retail at a mall at Easter..
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A gangbang that I’m going to tonight is going to be off the hook. These kinds of parties aren’t for your soft, submissive girl. This is where the raunchy whore in me comes out and takes on one cock after another all weekend.
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Some soft bondage after a hot date turns me into a mewing kitten. I love it when a Dom takes control of me and wraps me gently with my own thigh high stockings. Not too tightly please, as I want to feel your power but be allowed to beg. I want to be on my knees in front of you with my wrists bound behind me whilst you tease my cheeks and lips with your throbbing cock. Slap it gently across my face and taunt me until I give you the true cock worshiping that you deserve.
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