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hitchhiking

I’ve taken up hitchhiking lately as a means of transportation. I know it’s not safe, but so far, all of my rides have been the dirtiest of old men. They love picking up sexy little sluts like me.

My last ride yesterday was a preacher and his wife. Both of them were old, but I knew the moment I got into their car, I was in trouble. The bible in the back seat scared the shit out of me. Suddenly hitchhiking was going all kinds of wrong. Well, that depends on the definition of evil. If sex with a Preacher is wrong, I don’t want to be right. 

Hitchhiking got me fucked in the car.

The woman explained as her husband pulled down a dirt road for me to pay for my trip. Either cash or cum, but one way or another. I would give them something for this little ten-mile hitchhiking trip. I suddenly remembered the old saying, “Ass or grass, no one rides for free.” I guess that it would be ass because my bank account is empty this week. Some hot phone sex calls would keep me out of the back of cars and save my soul from going to hell. 

The Preacher bent me over the front of the car, placed the bible in front of me, and told it this was Sunday service. As he pushed into my cunt, his wife sang a hymn to get him going. The higher the notes, the harder be fucked my blasphemous little pussy. Have you ever had the feeling that God was inside of you? I have now. My hitchhiking trip gave me a pussy full of cum, one day closer to hell, and a newfound reason to go to church. If all Pastors are like this, God can find a new home inside of my wet little pussy.