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Don’t brag about making the biggest cum shot unless you can back that up with proof. Bad, or good, things happen to those who talk the talk, but forget about the walk. I will call you out on it.

He made the statement that no man would ever make the cum shot he did. All I could do was laugh. So many talk this really big game, but the proof is always in the pudding, well so to speak. It would need to be spilled if I was going to ever believe this about him. Furthermore, I would need someone to witness this wet spot.

I need some help. This loser says he can make the biggest cum shot.

Bringing in a friend, we talked him into staying with use for a few days. No jerking off, no cumming, and no porn for 4 days before the award winning load. Fed ton of sweet fruits and protein rich foods, I wanted him to have every opportunity to break the bank. Personally, I knew he would fail. Usually the ones who talk the talk, can’t walk the walk.

Game time! It had been 4 days, and he  backed up like a porta potty at a hippy festival. Balls so full that for a moment, and only a moment, I felt a little bad for him. She put on some of his favorite porn, and 10 strokes into it, he blew. Not only this he blow, he squirted. Catching it all in a bowl, there was about 5 tablespoons of cum. If you know anything about a Man, they dribble maybe one spoon a load. Biggest cum shot award went to him, but I know there has to be someone out there to break this record. I wonder if one of my phone sex callers can do just that.