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babysitter

I am the babysitter from hell. Leave your littles with me and I will take great care of them. Although I am a treacherous young woman, I do have a soft spot for those left in my care. And they love me! They say, “Miss Tessa, sit by me! Or “Miss Tessa, I want to be your best friend!”


Or “Miss Tessa, play with me!”


Who am I to deny them? I love getting on the floor and playing with their sweet little faces. We play with Barbie dolls. Playing with race cars. We pretend to be princesses., which brings out the little princess in me. It’s so much fun to play dress up. We pretend to hunt dinosaurs. We go on scavenger hunts around the yard. Bake cookies. Have a great time! You know, be the perfect babysitter.

They hate when it’s time for me to go. They want to keep on playing bad babysitter.

And when I arrive home in my boudoir, I lie back on a bed of lustful desire and think of how I really want to play with them. Imagine playing Twister. I imagine our contorted bodies touching and sliding all over the Twister board. I think about the little ones skinny dipping in my pool. Splashing about in the water. Giggling. Squealing. Having fun with the babysitter.


I think about all kinds of interesting games. Here is one that I often imagine:  these sweetlings lie still while I place Skittles all over their soft bodies. And then, I gobble them up. It begins innocently enough. I put candy on their arms and listen to them squeal with laughter when I nibble them off. They are so ticklish. Then I put some on their bellies and munch, munch, munch. They love it. So why stop there? I put yellow ones on their right leg and green ones on the left. I am a one of a kind babysitter.

And then, I carefully place red Skittles on what is between.

I eat all the yellow ones. I eat all the green ones. Slowly noshing, one by one. Reminding them to lie perfectly still.


Then, without warning, I devour the red ones. I eat them all in one big slurp! Tasting their sweet skin as I ingest their essence. They love it! And it’s my favorite part!
Babysitter for hire!