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Ready for some anal sex? Listen up guys, particularly heterosexual men. We are going to talk about putting things up your ass. I just took care of a patient who seemed to thinking putting his wife’s dildo up his anus was a good idea. The problem? It had no way of staying anchored on the outside. So guess what? He ended up with a lost dildo somewhere inside his colon; hence, his trip to the emergency room and later surgery. So maybe it’s time to talk about safety.

First, for a toy to be safe for anal penetration it should: 

Be seamless, with no sharp edges, rough pointy bits, or anything that can easily come off. Since the tissue in the rectum is much more easily torn, even the smallest tear can cause serious problems.

Have a wide flared base, or ring, or something significantly big enough to prevent it from being drawn up into the rectum. When you insert something in the anus, there is a suction-like effect where objects can be drawn up into the rectum.

Second, if you are not able to immediately and easily retrieve the toy, you may need to go to an emergency department to have the toy removed.

If it is a vibrating sex toy, and it has batteries in, even if it wasn’t turned on when you were playing with it, you should go immediately to an emergency department. If the toy is on or turns on while in your body, the motor can overheat and can burn and you definitely don’t want that to happen!

Getting fucked in the ass makes a man scream.

If the toy was not a safe anal sex toy and has any sharp edges or is made of anything other than rubber or plastic, you should probably go immediately to an emergency department. 

If you have to go to the emergency room, know that out of all the emergency room visits that involve sex toy incidents, 78% of them are in the anorectal region (the ass). However, most of those who come in with that type of injury (2/3rds) DO NOT tell what happened. They say simply they have pain but don’t know why. So, the longer you take to tell what happened, the more serious it gets.

So guys, remember if this makes you think insertable anal sex toys are not the right choice for you, there is some good news for you. You can still stimulate the sphincter and the anal orifice using a good panty vibrator, a powerful bullet toy or you can even use a wand massager!