Since it is Mother’s Day weekend, it is time for a filthy, deviant mother and daughter fantasy. Isn’t it time I told you another taboo family fun erotic tale with a new twist? We all know that love begins at home, but sometimes we need to go beyond those walls for a unique fantasy. When you crave the sweetest little kitten, I got what you need! As your accomplice storyteller, I create an adventure at a secret network playground.
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Ready for some anal sex? Listen up guys, particularly heterosexual men. We are going to talk about putting things up your ass. I just took care of a patient who seemed to thinking putting his wife’s dildo up his anus was a good idea. The problem? It had no way of staying anchored on the outside. So guess what? He ended up with a lost dildo somewhere inside his colon; hence, his trip to the emergency room and later surgery. So maybe it’s time to talk about safety.
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That Lolita sex toy fantasy that woke you up last night is going to send you straight to hell. You know it too, but it didn’t stop you from reaching into your boxers. The way your cock was throbbing you had to touch it. (more…)
Spring has sprung and it reminds me of days’ gone by. Specifically, spring break 2008, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I was 18 that year and spending it with my best friends from college. It was everything I expected it would be.
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Being a Boss is hard work, especially resisting temptation when a naughty intern suggests a hotel room. This year, all companies face staffing issues. The Boss doesn’t have anyone from marketing available to attend a local sales event. He is responsible for the company’s bottom line, so he can’t let her bottom distract him. There is more competition than ever, so attracting new customers and closing deals is a top priority!
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A trailer park whore like me is hard to find these days. So when you find the real deal you should stop and pay attention. Yeah that means you, you raunchy trailer pilfering wankaholic. No judgements intended, because I am all for being an equal opportunity MILF in a man’s world.
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